Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on February 14, 1983)

Happy birthday Bacary Sagna! As solid as your incredible hairstyles, your tireless sprints down Arsenal’s right flank left opponents dizzy and teammates inspired. From impeccable tackles to memorable crosses in the Premier League, you've indeed set a gold standard for defending while rocking braids that defied all aerodynamic logic.

Joining France's national team in 2007 clearly wasn’t enough—you made every match count with sheer skill and passion—though we're still convinced rivals secretly envied those iconic hairdos! May your celebrations today be as smooth and impressive as your best performances on the pitch; here's hoping you tackle another year brilliantly, style intact.