Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on July 20, 1936)

Happy Birthday, Senator Mikulski! You've spent decades breaking barriers and ceilings—Congressional records tremble at the mere mention of your name. From Maryland to Capitol Hill, you've shown us all how it's done with wit sharper than a Senate debate and determination stronger than bipartisan coffee.

Your historic tenure as Chairwoman of the powerful Appropriations Committee proved that great things come in small packages—and even greater budgets. Thanks for always fighting fiercely for fairness, equality, and crab cakes alike. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no filibusters (unless they're about cake). Cheers to you!