Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on June 30, 1981)

Happy birthday to the incredible Barbora Špotáková—the legendary spear thrower who taught gravity who's boss! Ever since your stunning Olympic victories in 2008 and again in 2012, you've proven you don't just break records—you launch them so far they need their own postal code. Your jaw-dropping world record of 72.28 meters at the 2008 IAAF World Athletics Final still stands proudly today as a benchmark only dared dream by mere mortals.

On this special day, may your cake fly as high (but maybe not too far) as your javelin throws over all these spectacular years. Wishing you laughter, health, happiness—and absolutely no fouls—in every step ahead. Here's to another glorious orbit around the sun—keep soaring like only you can!