Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 04, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Barkevious Mingo! With a name as legendary as your explosive first step off the line of scrimmage, it's no wonder quarterbacks spent years nervously glancing over their shoulders. From that memorable rookie debut with Cleveland in 2013 to becoming one of football's most versatile defenders—switching seamlessly from defensive end to outside linebacker—you've always kept offenses guessing.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you more joy than sacking an unsuspecting quarterback or blowing past blockers before they even blink. May your celebrations be filled with laughter and cake—and may nobody dare challenge you at party games requiring quick reflexes!