Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on April 13, 1932)

Happy Birthday, Barney Simon! Today we celebrate the playwright extraordinaire who co-created South Africa's groundbreaking Market Theater and fearlessly curated The Classic. Truly, your dedication to art has left both actors enriched and censors confused.

From masterfully blending comedy with profound truths on stage to championing voices across cultural divides—what haven’t you pioneered? Your scripts remain as timelessly relevant today as they were bold back then; rumor says even their footnotes have won standing ovations!

Here's wishing a joyous year of creative mischief ahead; may you continue defying conventions gracefully while inspiring laughter (and slight discomfort) among audiences worldwide.