Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 27, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Beauden Barrett! Ever since you stormed onto the scene with the Wellington Hurricanes back in 2011, you've been sidestepping defenders faster than most of us dodge responsibilities. Your lightning-fast tries and pinpoint kicks have left opponents scratching their heads—and fans cheering wildly.

From clinching World Rugby Player of the Year awards to your legendary performances for New Zealand's All Blacks, you've given rugby lovers countless unforgettable moments. May your birthday be as epic as that time you sprinted half a field untouched—though hopefully less exhausting! Here's to another year filled with dazzling footwork and hilarious post-match interviews.