Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on May 02, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Belinda Stronach! From business boardrooms to parliamentary debates, you've proven that politics and entrepreneurship can mix—especially when you're the one stirring. Your journey from heiress extraordinaire to Liberal MP has been nothing short of legendary; who else could make switching political parties look as effortless as changing shoes?

Here's wishing you another year filled with bold moves and brilliant successes. May your birthday be celebrated like a perfectly executed merger: smooth negotiations, plenty of applause—and absolutely no filibusters at the cake table! Keep inspiring us all by proving there's always room for humor in Canadian politics.