41 years old (Born on March 10, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Ben! From dominating the trenches at Auburn to being drafted 29th overall by the Ravens in '07, you've always known how to guard your cake as fiercely as you guarded quarterbacks. Your Pro Bowl seasons—especially that standout first year with the Saints in 2013—proved you're not just good; you're Grubbs-level great!Here's hoping this birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more frosting-covered victories. May your celebrations be penalty-free (unless it's excessive celebration—we'll allow it today). Keep blocking life's challenges like they're rookie pass rushers trying their luck against a seasoned pro like yourself!