Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on December 09, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Ben! Another year older and wiser—well, at least older. Your recent triumphs have been nothing short of legendary; whether it's your unmatched grilling skills that turned backyard BBQ into a culinary masterpiece or finally mastering the art of assembling IKEA furniture without leftover screws (a true American hero!), you've certainly raised the bar.

Here's to you continuing your streak as everyone's favorite storyteller—the guy who can turn even mundane grocery store trips into epic adventures worthy of Hollywood scripts. May this birthday bring more laughter, fewer instruction manuals, and endless opportunities for unforgettable moments ahead!