Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 22, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Ben McLaughlin! The quarterback who didn't just throw touchdowns but also threw America straight into golden glory at the 2011 American Football World Championships. Your legendary arm and quick thinking made defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic—rumor has it they're still trying to figure out how you did it!

May your birthday be filled with as much excitement as that championship-winning moment when you led Team USA to victory. Keep celebrating like you're dodging tackles, calling audibles, or hoisting trophies—because let's face it: champions never age; they just level up their greatness each year. Cheers to another winning season ahead!