Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on January 17, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Ben Speas! You're the striker who's been kicking grass and taking names ever since your Major League Soccer debut with Columbus Crew in 2012. Remember when you blasted that unforgettable goal against D.C United—fans still replay it whenever they need an instant mood boost.

But seriously, whether you're threading defenders or lighting up stadiums with speedy footwork (or just 'Speasy' to victory), you've brought joy on and off the pitch. May this birthday net as many smiles and good times as goals you've gracefully placed into nets so far. Cheers to another fantastic season ahead—you legend!