Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on August 30, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Big Ben Tameifuna! From bulldozing scrums to steamrolling opponents since joining the Chiefs in 2012, you've truly redefined what it means to be a tighthead prop. Watching you charge down the field is like witnessing a freight train with rugby boots—unstoppable and slightly terrifying (for your rivals).

Here's hoping this year brings even more epic tackles, memorable tries, and fewer yellow cards (we can dream!). Keep dominating on the pitch; after all these years of greatness at scrum time and beyond, you're still our favorite gentle giant off-field. Cheers to another legendary season ahead—stay awesome!