Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on December 02, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Benedict Fitzgerald! May your special day be filled with more drama than a Mel Gibson epic—but hopefully far less controversy. Your powerful storytelling in "The Passion of the Christ" left audiences speechless (and critics debating) for years; clearly, you know how to keep us talking!

Here's wishing you another year full of creativity and success—may your scripts continue to captivate hearts without causing too many heated debates at family dinners. Keep inspiring us all with stories that stand the test of time—and maybe steer clear from any sequels titled "Passion 2: Resurrection Boogaloo." Cheers!