Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on March 09, 1965)

Happy Birthday Benito Santiago—catching baseballs, throwing lasers from your knees and making runners regret their decisions since 1986! Your legendary Rookie of the Year season set a standard few have matched. Five-time All-Star catcher? More like five-time Master of behind-the-plate wizardry!

From MVP moments in '87 to clutch hits throughout playoffs, you've always hit it out of the park (literally!). Whether fans remember you rocking that iconic mullet or mesmerizing audiences with daring pickoffs—I mean seriously, who else throws strikes while kneeling?!—your talent remains unmatched.

Here's hoping today's celebration is as epic and timeless as your career highlights! Happy birthday champ!