Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on May 10, 1945)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Benjamin Isaac! Celebrating another milestone worthy of ancient epics—though rumor has it you're still younger than most Roman ruins you've studied. Your groundbreaking research into Greek, Roman, and Jewish history continues to charm academia faster than Caesar conquered Gaul.

From Tel Aviv University's lecture halls to enlightening publications praised by both the American Philosophical Society and Israel Academy of Sciences (who clearly have impeccable taste), your career has been epic—dare we say Herculean? Today, let us raise a toast: may your wisdom age like fine amphora wine, and may you conquer cake slices faster than Alexander conquered Persia!