Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on February 25, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Benji Marshall! A true rugby league magician whose sidestep is more legendary than Bigfoot sightings. Whether it's your iconic flick-pass in the 2005 Grand Final or casually notching over 1,000 points in ten seasons with the mighty Wests Tigers, you've dazzled audiences and opponents alike.

We swear you must practice dance moves rather than rugby drills because no one else could pivot that gracefully on a footy field. Here's to another year of sidestepping candles and flick-passing cake slices—because with your record-setting precision, what other way would you celebrate? Cheers to an absolute Kiwi legend!