Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on January 23, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Benny Distefano! You're still hitting life out of the park just like your good old days with the Pirates and Astros. Remembering how you rocked first base and corner outfield while we cheered from behind our popcorn buckets—you brought game-day laughs as effortlessly as clutch plays!

Wishing you a birthday filled with more home-run happiness than all your MLB seasons combined. From Pittsburgh to Houston, fans will always appreciate those unforgettable hustle moments heartily provided by one very talented Benny D! Make sure today is less about practice swings and more about cake slices—cheers to another fantastic inning ahead!