Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on December 27, 1980)

Happy birthday to Bernard Berrian, the man whose blazing speed made cornerbacks question their life choices! From electrifying touchdowns with the Bears to making wide receiver artistry look effortless in Minnesota, you've always shown us how catching pigskins should really be done. Still wondering if that 99-yard touchdown sprint has ended or are you still outrunning defenses?

You were drafted in 2004—proof age is just a number (although your defenders may have aged faster chasing after you). Wishing you another year filled with open routes, tighter spirals of cake slices thrown your way, and celebrations worthy of ESPN highlights. Cheers!