Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on December 17, 1944)

Happy birthday to the legendary Bernard Hill, the ultimate captain of our cinematic hearts! Whether valiantly steering Titanic’s doomed voyage or fiercely defending Helm's Deep as King Théoden in The Lord of the Rings, you've shown us how bravery can shine even under impending doom—though perhaps next time stick to land and avoid icebergs.

Bernard, your inspiring portrayals have left an enduring mark on cinema. May you continue sailing gracefully through life (preferably without any shipwrecks) and rallying epic charges whenever cake is involved. Here's wishing you a day grander than Middle-earth itself—filled with laughter, cheer, and absolutely NO orcs!