Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 10, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Bernard Pierce! From sprinting past defenders as a Baltimore Raven to making third-round picks look like first-class steals in 2012, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your moves were smoother than birthday cake frosting and your touchdowns sweeter than icing—no wonder opponents found you hard to tackle!

Here's hoping this year brings more memorable moments off the field too: fewer tackles from life's linebackers and plenty of open lanes toward happiness. May your celebrations today be filled with laughter louder than stadium cheers—and remember, age is just another number you're outrunning effortlessly!