Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on March 30, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Bibiano Fernandes! You're the only guy we know who can blow out candles faster than opponents tap out. From your epic victory claiming the DREAM featherweight championship in October 2009 to dominating and snagging the bantamweight title in December 2011, you've proven that age is just a number—especially when you're busy collecting belts!

Here's wishing you another year filled with swift submissions, knockout celebrations, and fewer bruises (though they do add character). Keep inspiring us all by showing how gracefully one can juggle championships while still looking good doing it. Cheers to more legendary rounds ahead!