Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on August 11, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Bill Alfonso! May your day be filled with more excitement than a ringside whistle-blowing frenzy at an ECW match. Your legendary antics in the '90s—running around like lightning and keeping wrestlers (and fans!) on their toes—still bring smiles to our faces today.

From managing legends like Rob Van Dam and Sabu to becoming one of wrestling's most unforgettable referees, you've always known how to call it right down the middle...well, mostly. Here's hoping this birthday is as extreme—and entertaining—as all those classic moments you gave us over the years. Keep whistling loud; you're timelessly awesome!