Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 25, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Bill Hamid! You're the goalkeeper who makes gravity jealous—diving left and right since 2009 to keep D.C. United's net safe from harm. Remember that epic Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup victory in 2013? Fans still talk about your saves like they're legendary tales passed down through generations.

Here's wishing you another year filled with spectacular dives, impossible reflexes, and fewer bruised elbows (goalposts can be unforgiving!). May this birthday bring as much joy as you've brought fans over countless matches—and may opposing strikers continue having nightmares of facing "Brick Wall" Bill between the posts!