Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on August 25, 1951)

Happy Birthday, Bill Handel! Another year older and still dispensing questionable legal advice with unmatched confidence. Your listeners continue to tune in daily—not just for your sharp wit—but also because no one else can make bankruptcy sound quite so entertaining.

From epic rants about absurd lawsuits to hilarious commentary on everyday mishaps, you've mastered the art of turning life's chaos into comedy gold. Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer callers asking if they can sue their pets—and more opportunities to remind us all why you're truly irreplaceable behind that microphone. Cheers to another successful trip around the sun!