Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on March 14, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Bill Jefferson! While most politicians keep their cool under pressure, you took it literally—who else could make headlines by storing cash in a freezer? Truly unforgettable!

Though your career had its ups and downs (and perhaps more downs than ups), you've certainly left an impression. Here's hoping this birthday brings warmth—just not enough to thaw any hidden assets.

Wishing you laughter today and always; after all, humor is the best currency—and thankfully it's perfectly legal to stash that anywhere you'd like. Happy Birthday!