Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on December 30, 1953)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Bill Kazmaier! You didn't just lift weights—you lifted cars, logs, and our spirits. Winning World's Strongest Man three consecutive times from 1980-1982 wasn't enough; you had to go ahead and become the voice of strength sports on ESPN too!

Thanks for showing us mere mortals that gravity is optional when you're determined enough. May your birthday cake be as mighty as your legacy—but please don't bench press it before blowing out those candles.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, health, happiness—and maybe a few more feats of superhuman strength!