Let's make this birthday one to remember.

84 years old (Born on September 21, 1940)

Happy Birthday, Bill Kurtis! Your iconic voice has narrated countless gripping episodes of "American Justice," turning even the most serious courtroom drama into must-watch TV. Who else could make forensic evidence sound as thrilling as a blockbuster movie? Your smooth delivery and impeccable timing have made you the undisputed king of true crime storytelling.

Here's to another year filled with captivating narratives, unforgettable moments, and continued success. May your birthday be free from objections, sustained by laughter, and celebrated with justice served—preferably alongside cake. Keep bringing us those timeless tales; after all, nobody delivers justice quite like Bill Kurtis!