Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on March 17, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Bill Mueller! You swung your way into baseball history with that incredible .326 batting average in 2003, leaving pitchers scratching their heads and fans cheering wildly. Your bat was hotter than Fenway Park on a July afternoon!

And who could forget the magic of 2004? Helping break Boston's infamous curse and bringing home the World Series trophy—now that's legendary stuff. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you brought Red Sox Nation, and may your cake slices always hit above .300! Here's to another year of knocking life's curveballs out of the park!