Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on November 21, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Bill Oberst Jr.! May your day be filled with fewer creepy Facebook stalkers than you've portrayed—though let's face it, nobody does digital paranoia quite like you. Your chilling performance in "Take This Lollipop" didn't just earn Webby nominations and a Daytime Emmy; it also made us all reconsider our privacy settings (and maybe sleep with the lights on).

Here's to another year of captivating audiences at festivals like South by Southwest and beyond! Keep terrifying—and delighting—us with your unmatched talent for turning everyday internet browsing into award-winning suspense. Cheers to more spine-tingling success ahead!