Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on August 22, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Coach Parcells—the legendary Big Tuna! You've tackled more sidelines than most have birthdays, turning struggling teams into playoff contenders faster than we can say "Gatorade bath." From your Super Bowl triumphs to those unforgettable press conferences filled with classic one-liners, you've always kept us entertained and inspired.

May your birthday be as memorable as that iconic Giants' victory in '87 or the Cowboys' turnaround season. Here's hoping you celebrate today like it's fourth-and-goal—boldly calling all the shots and savoring every moment. Cheers to another year of wisdom, wit, and winning strategies from football's favorite Big Tuna!