Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on May 12, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Bill Shorten! Another year older and wiser—though we're still debating the latter. From your tireless advocacy in Parliament since 2007 to championing disability rights through the NDIS, you've certainly made politics more interesting (and occasionally entertaining). Your speeches have inspired many—and kept coffee sales booming during late-night parliamentary sessions.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as your recent successes. Whether it's passionately advocating for workers' rights or navigating policy debates with wit and charm, you've proven that politics can indeed be both serious business and good fun. Cheers to another memorable year ahead!