Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on September 10, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Bill Stevenson! From pounding the drums with Descendents to producing epic albums for NOFX and Rise Against, you've proven that punk rock isn't just a phase—it's an eternal state of awesome. Your beats have fueled countless mosh pits and inspired generations; clearly your secret is either endless coffee or some mysterious drumming superpower.

Here's wishing you another year filled with legendary drum solos, groundbreaking productions—and maybe fewer broken sticks (though we doubt it). Keep rocking hard enough to make even Milo proud. Cheers to more timeless tunes ahead—you truly are "All-O-Gistics" personified!