94 years old (Born on December 16, 1930)
Happy Birthday to the legendary Bill Young! Serving over four decades in Congress, you didn't just set records—you practically became part of Capitol Hill's furniture. Your dedication and longevity made even George Washington jealous!From championing veterans' rights to tirelessly advocating for national defense funding, your legacy remains unmatched. Rumor has it that when new members asked how long you'd been serving, colleagues replied: "Since before electricity!" Here's hoping you're celebrating up there with a bipartisan cake—because if anyone deserves eternal applause (and maybe an extra slice), it's definitely you.
Cheers on another timeless birthday celebration—we miss your humor down here!