Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 28, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Billy Brownless! Another year older and still kicking goals—though perhaps not quite as many as your glory days in '91 and '92 when you led Geelong's goal tally. We haven't forgotten that booming kick or the cheeky grin after every big mark; you're forever etched into footy folklore.

From dominating Kardinia Park to earning All-Australian honors back in 1991, you've always been a legend both on-field and off. May this birthday bring fewer hamstring tweaks than your playing years did—and plenty of laughs with mates who remember those classic moments almost accurately!

Cheers to another ripper year ahead!