Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 17, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Billy Corgan! May your day be filled with more smashing pumpkins than a Halloween party gone wild. From crafting timeless hits like "Today" and "1979," to rocking arenas worldwide, you've proven that bald heads truly do shine brighter under stage lights.

Your recent ventures into writing and producing continue to inspire fans old and new—proving you're not just the voice of our angsty youth but also an enduring creative force. Here's hoping this birthday brings you zero melancholy (and infinite happiness), because let's face it: The world is still a vampire—but at least we've got you!