Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on July 13, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Billy Paynter! Just like your legendary days at Swindon Town—45 goals in 122 appearances—you've always known how to hit the target. Rumor has it goalkeepers still wake up sweating from nightmares of you charging toward them!

And let's not forget that memorable journey with Doncaster Rovers and Sheffield United; even on loan, defenders couldn't escape your charm (and boots!). May this birthday bring as much joy as scoring a last-minute winner—and may cake slices come easier than penalties ever did.

Cheers to another year filled with laughter, success, and fewer offsides calls against you!