Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on December 16, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Billy "the Kid" Ripken! From your days dazzling fans with the Orioles and Rangers to becoming baseball's favorite analyst on XM Satellite Radio and MLB Network, you've always knocked it out of the park. Your glove was smooth, your swing memorable (and occasionally infamous), but it's your wit behind the mic that truly hits a home run.

Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your career highlights—and far less controversial than certain baseball card moments! Keep bringing us laughs and insights; you're proof that even retired kids can still play ball in style. Cheers, Billy!