Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on October 15, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Blaine Gabbert! From your dazzling days at Mizzou to those unforgettable moments with the Jaguars (2011-2013), you've always kept fans on their toes. Whether it was launching touchdowns or gracefully dodging defenders—sometimes both simultaneously—you've given us plenty of reasons to cheer and chuckle.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as that perfect spiral pass downfield—or perhaps even more than finally escaping a blitzing linebacker unscathed. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, cake that's sweeter than victory itself, and memories brighter than stadium lights under which you've shined so many times before!