Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on January 08, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Blair Walsh! You're the only guy we know who can kick a football farther than most of us are willing to walk. Your rookie season with those record-setting 10 field goals from beyond 50 yards was legendary—seriously, NASA called; they want their rockets back!

Here's hoping your birthday celebration is as accurate and powerful as one of your epic kicks. May you always split life's uprights perfectly—and if anyone doubts your age or accuracy today, just remind them you've been nailing it since day one. Cheers to another year filled with long-distance success and endless laughs!