Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on May 21, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Blake Schwarzenbach! From Jawbreaker's gritty anthems that defined our youth to Jets to Brazil's poetic melodies, your lyrics have soundtracked countless breakups and breakthroughs—basically teaching us how emo maturity actually looks like. You've proved effortlessly timeless while making existentialism irresistibly catchy.

Whether packing reunion shows or inspiring new generations of musicians with every riff, you've continually reminded us heartbreak can be profound yet oddly hilarious. Here's hoping this birthday brings plenty of laughs—and perhaps a perfectly angsty lyric or two for good measure.

Have a fantastic day; may it be as memorable as "Dear You" and far less heartbreaking!