Let's make this birthday one to remember.

87 years old (Born on September 10, 1937)

Happy Birthday, Coach Bob Ford! With 256 wins under your belt at the University of Albany from 1970 to 2013, you've coached more victories than most people have candles on their cake. Your legendary sideline presence and timeless wisdom continue to inspire generations—though we're still trying to figure out if you invented football or just perfected it.

Even though you're retired now, we know you're probably diagramming plays in your sleep and critiquing referees from the comfort of home. Here's wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no penalty flags thrown against celebrating too hard!