Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on June 15, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Bob McDonnell! As the 71st Governor of Virginia, you've had your share of political highs—and certainly some intriguing adventures. While every politician loves a perfectly wrapped birthday gift, perhaps this year you'd prefer "no gifts," just to be safe!

But truly—politics aside—you've navigated challenging times with resilience and charm. Whether working for public service or facing life's unpredictable twists head-on like only you could do, may this birthday focus on joyful moments spent with family and loved ones.

Here's hoping that today brings laughter, good cake—and absolutely no indictments from anyone bearing presents!