Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on December 23, 1941)

Happy birthday to the legendary Bob Miner—a wizard who turned data chaos into organized magic! Your work in pioneering Oracle’s groundbreaking database system still resonates today, proving once and for all that behind every well-structured table is a genius with impeccable humor.

From navigating tables more complex than grandma's dinner seating arrangements to revolutionizing technology one byte at a time, you've proven yourself unstoppable. Today, we toast your remarkable journey of innovation along with countless moments spent debugging life itself!

Here's hoping this new year brings you fewer errors and plenty of laughs—after all, even great databases occasionally need rebooting!