Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on March 03, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Bob Nelson! The man who effortlessly proved you can get laughs wearing shoulder pads and balloons as football gear. Anyone who's been Rodney Dangerfield's opener for eight years certainly deserves some respect—whether they like it or not. Your hilarious routines from "Nelson Schmelson" on HBO have brightened countless days, reminding the world that great comedy never ages.

Cheers to another year of timeless laughs and priceless expressions! May your future be filled with new punchlines sharper than ever—and may audiences continue misquoting you at family dinners everywhere. Happy birthday, Bob—thanks for always making funny look easy!