69 years old (Born on July 07, 1956)
Happy Birthday, Bob Rivers—the maestro of merry mockery! Your twisted take on holiday tunes still brings joy every season. Who else dares to roast chestnuts so hilariously or jingle bells with witty mischief until the RIAA had no choice but to stamp gold onto your festive fun?Your talent in twisting classics into comedy has forever changed how we experience Christmas music—marked by massive laughs rather than silent nights. As you celebrate another year of comedic brilliance, may your cake be sweet and parody-filled adventures endless. Keep those sleigh rides silly and traditions cheerfully off-key—you legendary song-squasher extraordinaire!


