Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on May 19, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Bob Simon! You've spent decades chasing stories around the globe, earning more than 20 Emmy Awards along the way. Clearly, your trophy shelf is now officially sturdier than most people's furniture. From fearless reporting in war zones to insightful interviews on "60 Minutes," you've proven that journalism isn't just a career—it's an extreme sport.

Here's wishing you another year filled with groundbreaking stories and fewer close calls. May your birthday be as timeless as your legendary reports and far less stressful than deadline day at CBS. Cheers to you, Bob—may your next Emmy come with cake!