Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on May 02, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Bob Turner! Celebrating another year of wit, wisdom, and endless political charm. No filibuster needed—your charisma passes unanimously among friends across any aisle.

From representing New York's 9th District with dedication and humor to voicing Republican ideals passionately on Capitol Hill—you've always handled politics gracefully (and occasionally hilariously). Your greatest bipartisan achievement has undoubtedly been convincing colleagues that chocolate cake is indeed the optimal policy decision for birthdays everywhere.

Here's wishing you continued success in all your endeavors—and may this birthday session adjourn only after abundant laughter and plenty of dessert. Cheers to you!