Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on January 26, 1935)

Happy Birthday, Bob Uecker! You're the only guy who could turn a .200 batting average into comedy gold. From your legendary baseball commentary to stealing scenes in "Major League," you've always knocked humor out of the park—even if hitting curveballs wasn't exactly your specialty.

Whether calling Brewers games or making Johnny Carson laugh uncontrollably on late-night TV, you’ve proven that laughter truly is timeless. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer wild pitches and more front-row seats—though we know you're happiest sitting way up high ("just a bit outside"). Keep swinging for laughs; nobody does it better than Mr. Baseball himself!