Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on February 23, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Bobby Bonilla! You're the only guy who can retire and still hit a home run every July 1st. Your legendary deferred contract is baseball's greatest punchline—and your accountant’s favorite holiday!

But let's not forget those glory days: six-time All-Star, powering the Pittsburgh Pirates to two NL East titles in the early '90s with clutch hits and unforgettable swagger. You made baseball exciting then, and you're still making headlines now.

Here's wishing you another year of laughs, good health, and continued success—because clearly retirement suits you perfectly. Keep smiling all the way to payday!