Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on July 13, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Bobby Carpenter! You're aging as gracefully as your impressive NHL stats—320 goals and 408 assists over 18 remarkable years. We heard that each candle on your cake represents one goal scored—but seriously, do you even own a table big enough to hold this masterpiece?

From the days dazzling fans on ice in the '80s and '90s to becoming an enduring hockey legend whose highlights still make us cheer, you've transcended time (and possibly some back pain!). Keep skating through life with humor intact; after all these years, we know you'll always score laughs off-ice too!